Now, I have established a reputation as one who fights for her right not to vote, because regardless who wins most elections, I will be unhappy with the outcome.
It’s like asking me if I want pork or chicken for supper. I am vegetarian. I choose neither. And with all the pigs and chickens on our election ballots, there is no point for me to vote.
Quite frankly, though the mainstream parties in Canada run the left-centre-right gamut, they are each just slight variations of the other.
The NDP is as left-wing as a chicken with one wing (a right one), the Conservatives are as right-wing as the Liberals when catering to the popular vote, while the Liberals are quite liberal with their ineptness.
But, come the next Election Day, I could make an exception, should the powers-that-want-to-be adhere to my following six guidelines.
How to get me to vote for you:
1. Stop with the mudslinging campaigns and commercials. Shoot a commercial on a basic camera and have your leader recite these words: “Rather than make pointless, mudslinging commercials that serve only to take jabs at our opponents, because we have nothing truly good to promote about ourselves, we have decided to donate our entire campaign budget to [insert name of *cause or charity here].”
*Note: You are not considered a cause.
2. Admit that today’s promises are tomorrow’s lies, and refrain from making ANY promises whatsoever.
3. Tell us that you plan to cut spending on important social services, increase taxes for the poor, increase corporate welfare, and accommodate lobbyists, such as pharmaceuticals. For instance, explain to us that in order to live, many cancer patients, will continue to be forced to pay thousands and thousands of dollars for medications worth pennies on the dollar...
(Trust me, it makes me angry to hear these things, but it makes me even angrier when you lie about it.)
4. If you do not agree with the party in power, do not force an election, setting off four elections within seven years, while citing this as a profound need for democracy. Democracy is a government fueled by its people. Canada’s people have overwhelmingly stated they don’t want another election.
5. Don’t try to justify any cuts you plan to make by telling us that it is a small price to pay to save the poor or the middle class. Never has. Never will. You all waste our money. All of you.
6. Don’t wax poetic about another politician’s contempt. Contempt is an open disrespect for a person or an idea. All of you openly disrespect Canada’s persons and ideas daily. So shut your lie-holes.
And there you have it!
I’m not asking for much. I’m not asking you to change your self-serving ideologies or manage any budgets in a socially responsible way. I’m not even asking that you focus on the economy, education, homelessness, or even putting the care back in healthcare (I’ve already given up on the universal part).
Just please, NO PROMISES.
All I ask is that you tell me all those things that I don’t want to hear, and that you go ahead and do (and not do) all those things that have zero benefit and/or potential harm for the majority of citizens and residents.
Seriously, these guidelines are so easy that all politicians should be able to do them, as long as you don’t make them count them out on their fingers. Six is a very high number after all, and they need that second hand to hold up to the wind.
10/2/2013 10:55:20 am
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
10/3/2013 02:42:06 pm
Hope people would learn something from this six simple guidelines and can be aware about the circumstances that appear in their day to day life.
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