Helen Thomas Must Be Jewbilant
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Helen Thomas on winning the Lifetime Achievement Award from the Council on American-Islamic Relations.
And let us all take this opportunity to celebrate hate and anti-Semitism, in recognition of Thomas’ integrity that has indeed brought her so far.
Hate thy neighbour!
Go back to your own country! (Everybody but the Aboriginal People who were here first.)
See, I feel like an achiever already.
My Right Not to Vote
As it stands, right now, I refuse to vote for Toronto’s next mayor. This does not mean that I am not participating in the vote. Nonetheless, in this article I present to you a campaign. You see, I am campaigning against everyone who claims it's your democratic duty to vote.
I am fighting for my right not to vote.
And quite frankly, Nellie McClung would be proud.
Canada Post Fails To Go Postal
Dear Canada Post,
I would like to apologize for being so insistent that you send my mail to me, at the address indicated on all the correspondence people send for me to receive. But, as you clearly told me, your “decision is final.” So, my mail - that is addressed to me - will continue to be delivered to my parents.
Alas, I also admit I was wrong for calling you (since March) to get my mail that is properly addressed to me, re-directed – to me. Understandably, you would not to concede to my wishes.
I get it. Message delivered (or undelivered, as it were).