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I Just Gave A Speech To Honour Students About My Biggest Failures, Because We Talk Too Much About Successes

10/20/2016

The following is the transcription of my speech from last night. Ahem:

When I was asked to speak for honour roll evening at my old high school, I was honoured. I wondered if the people who invited me felt I have some level of success that could set somewhat of a good example for you, or perhaps inspire you in some way. But you're honour roll students! I wasn't even a full honour roll student in high school. I almost failed grade 10 math with Monsieur Kenny. You don't need me to teach you about success. You need me to teach you about failure. That I can do!

So tonight I will share two of my biggest failures with you that have recently - significantly - impacted my life, even though each are from two entirely different points in it: one from when I was eight years old, the other from just the other week when I was shblszcshljeja years old ...

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My Last Day Hosting My Show On CJOB: Goodbye Not Goodbye

9/29/2016

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A big-name radio industry guy once told me I'd never be hired as a radio talk show host. "Try something else." A few days later, I applied for this job at CJOB. And just like that, I gave up a good life I had worked so hard to establish in Toronto, to return to Winnipeg. Even though I had no idea what I was doing. You see, I'm afraid of everything, but I'm not afraid to do anything.

I was a nationally syndicated writer. I had also done radio and TV before. But I had never been a talk show host. And without any training, I was given Charles Adler's old timeslot. No experience. No pressure. Right? Wrong. It's the first day of my show, September 3rd, 2013. 1:04pm. The red light on the mic turns on. And the first words out of my mouth: "Hi. I'm Charles Adler." The rest of the show went downhill from there. I wanted to quit ...

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Dahlia: The Show With No Name

9/3/2013

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Forgive the lack of posts lately, but I've obviously been busy naming my new radio talk show, Dahlia, on Winnipeg's 680 CJOB. It airs weekday afternoons from 1 to 3 central, and you can listen live online at CJOB.com. Now, to introduce my r a d i o show, I thought it would most appropriate to do it with a video. Makes sense, right?

(P.S. Posts over here may be infrequent for now, but they're abounding on my show page.)

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Gwyneth Paltrow and her new liestyle crookbook

4/8/2013

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”When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.” – Gwyneth Paltrow

Oh the lies people tell.

The above quote is from the constantly acting actress’ crookbook, My Father’s Daughter: Delicious, Easy Recipes Celebrating Family & Togetherness.

The queen of the humble brag had other noteworthy delectables such as, “You just need some good ingredients and a few simple recipes, maybe a couple of jokes or a ‘topic to dissect’ at the table, the way they do at Nora Ephron’s house.”

Good thing most of you sit when you read, or there may be many injuries after tripping over the late writer’s name there – or other celebrity friend names casually littered throughout, as if Gwynnie’s referring to everyday buds we all share.

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The humble brag: A new social currency

3/26/2013

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Not only has bragging become socially acceptable, but it has also become the basis of our social value.

Enter the humble brag – or *humble brag* <enter>, as it were.

Remember when we were taught not to be boastful? Well, today social media is training us not to be caught being boastful.

Back in 2010, comic writer Harris Wittels coined the term humble brag, which describes an attempt to crow about oneself whilst casually presenting it under a veil of false humility.

As a national columnist, who has the opportunity to attend fun events and receive cool perks, I am certainly a repeat offender on this front. (See what I did there?)

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Wanna see me play Ping-Pong in a tutu? Watch.

9/27/2012

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You should have seen all the paparazzi following me after this appearance on "The Morning Show." Or maybe getting whacked with a racket by the host just made me see things.

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I am SuperFly

4/1/2012

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It's a bird ... It's a plane ... No! Wait! It's Dahlia flying a plane! (And I may or may not have flown illegally close to the CN Tower.)

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National non-stupid week

1/16/2012

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It is national non-smoking week, but after watching an inane exchange on the news yesterday, I propose that a national non-stupid week is perhaps more in order.

Now, this television interview between a reporter and some woman off the street – who didn’t want to be identified by name for fear that she’d reveal her identity – surpasses almost every threshold of stupid imaginable.

Thresholds one through five were of course instantly surpassed by the woman’s declaration that she wanted to remain anonymous – while being broadcast live on the most-watched news station – in one of the country’s biggest cities.

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Putting it all on the table: Revealing my dirty little secret

10/30/2011

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Look closely at this picture to the left. What do you see? No, not the half-naked girl. Look again. Bottom right corner. You see a glimpse of me revealing my dirty little secret to Canada and the world - in the table of contents previewing a double-page spread.

After the jump, check out my story in Sportsnet Magazine, Canada's leading all-sports glossy, as I pioneer two things:

1. A new sport for sports magazines.

2. A photo shoot for a 5-foot-nothin' non-celebrity.

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