Picture
So Iran, the country elected to the UN Commission of Status for Women, which already enforces strict veil cover-up laws for its women, has now issued hair cutting rules and regulations for its men.

Yes, the “Islamic haircuts” were unveiled (sure, pun intended) at the Hijab and Chastity Festival.

Hijab, by the way, is defined as the veil that covers a Muslim woman’s face, and as a modest style of dress.

Chastity is defined as, “Woman, you’re a whore who deserves to die if you don’t let your husband rape you – and if you’re one of the 33 per cent of Iranian women who are raped by anyone, you’re an even bigger whore who must be brutally tortured to death.”

 
 
Picture
Today a newsvertisement revealed that Cascades has come out with a new antibacterial paper towel. This intends to make up for sloppy hand washing practices.

In other news, proper hand washing makes up for sloppy hand washing practices. (And it’s more cost-effective!)

So a couple of things are irksome about this:

 
 
Picture
This week the United Nations elected Iran to its Commission of the Status of Women.

In other news, the UN also elected the KKK to its Commission of the Status of Israel and Nigeria.

The humanitarian organization, proud of this stride in democracy, made the announcement about Iran’s accomplishment in a recent press release, buried about 2000 words in.

Iran will serve alongside 10 other nations on the body, and was “elected by acclamation.”

Meaning, there was no open vote requested or required by any member states. Not even the United States.