
Your poster is everywhere. Three thousand people are screaming for you, throwing their barely-there clothes at you.
You’re high, not only from the excitement, but the drugs too – drugs you got for free like heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and plain-old marijuana.
They think you’re a rock star. You forget you’re faking it.
Some people became famous by pretending to be famous. “Tyler,” a former male supermodel-turned actor, recalls his days “dancing for dollars” in Milan.
Dear Tyra,
I’m sorry to hear that you’ve decided to end your show after five long seasons, but I understand you have bigger weaves to try.
True, you did stop wearing those weaves this year to show one can be naturally beautiful - after having her hair professionally done by an on-salary stylist who follows her obediently around the world.
Oh what a wicked web we leave, when first we practice without a weave.