Stick it to the ban!

10/17/2010

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Ban adult ads on Craigslist.

Ban the sale of condoms to minors.

Ban shoes for Dahlia … Heck, ban adulthood for her too.

When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be an adult.

I promised myself I would eat as much chocolate as I wanted. I would have cake and ice cream for supper. And I would go out to restaurants every night (presumably ones that served cake and ice cream).
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SHOE$

04/29/2010

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I live in Canada, but I don’t use the Canadian dollar as my source of valuation.

I don’t use the American dollar, the yen, or the pound either.

I use shoes.

Yes, shoes are my valuation source.

Admittedly, math has never been my forte, but shoes on the other hand – or foot, as it were – are.

While the loonie may determine cost, the shoe determines true value.

Here’s how it works:
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A returning problem

03/31/2010

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Have you ever bought, say, a pair of shoes?

Have you ever returned said pair of shoes?

Well, not once have I done that. I have many-a-time done that. And not just with shoes.

Some people may have a shopping problem. I have a returning problem. I am a Repeat Returner.
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