Now, I have established a reputation as one who fights for her
right not to vote, because regardless who wins most elections, I will be unhappy with the outcome.
It’s like asking me if I want pork or chicken for supper.
I am vegetarian. I choose neither. And with all the pigs and chickens on our election ballots, there is no point for me to vote.
Quite frankly, though the mainstream parties in Canada run the left-centre-right gamut, they are each just slight variations of the other.
The NDP is as left-wing as a chicken with one wing (a right one), the Conservatives are as right-wing as the Liberals when catering to the popular vote, while the Liberals are quite liberal with their ineptness.
Election time is upon us, and I’m actually looking forward to another federal vote. It'll be cool to see the biggest garbage in the world, when we dump $300 million into it.
In honour of the big event, I’ve decided to set aside my pinko lefty ways (Don Cherry’s and Archie Bunker’s words – not mine), and promise to vote for ANY party that follows my simple guidelines. More on that in a bit...
Quite frankly, though the mainstream parties in Canada run the left-centre-right gamut, they are each just slight variations of the other.
Ban adult ads on
Craigslist.
Ban the sale of condoms to minors.
Ban shoes for Dahlia … Heck, ban adulthood for her too.
When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be an adult.
I promised myself I would eat as much chocolate as I wanted. I would have
cake and ice cream for supper. And I would go out to restaurants every night (presumably ones that served cake and ice cream).

The Animal Holocaust started a few days ago, and since has created a media firestorm. Now the Ontario Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is storm(troop)ing back.
In the OSPCA’s first address to the media in the past couple days, as it avoided all calls and communication earlier, its chairman, Rob Godfrey said, "Yeah, the good news is that there's not gonna be mass euthanasia."
At the time of publishing, 99 animals had already been euthanized by the OSPCA’s Newmarket shelter, due to a highly treatable ringworm infection.
NINETY-NINE is NOT mass murder, Mr. Godfrey?
It all starts innocent enough.
“Come, hang out! Have a good time.”
You go. You eat. You drink. Have a fun night out.
Next thing you know, you’ve been violated – by the city of Toronto.
The city slipped a roofie in my meter.