Skippy isn’t just peanut butter – or Alex P. Keaton’s affable neighbour – anymore.
It is a code word for Ritalin.
And the same way “fat” has an entirely opposite meaning when spelled with a “ph,” so too does “farm.”
Welcome, to 2010. Actually, welcome to 2000, because if you think pharm parties are new, well, you’ve just been watching too much Family Ties.
Most people take it by mouth.
But in Ontario, we may have to take it in both ends, after Shoppers Drug Mart, Rexall and Pharma Plus are through with us.
The generic pharmaceutical.
The Ontario government is cutting the price of generic drugs to equate to 25 per cent of the price of their brand name counterparts. These savings will be passed on to the consumer, and the government, of course.
So we finally catch a break, right?
Well, we actually catch a 22.