
Honestly, I don’t know Fergie’s schedule. But, it’s clearly busy enough that it takes too long to utter all the syllables that make up her name.
Still, Stacy Ferguson is one of Glamour’s Women of the Year.
(Obviously, I’m not that busy. I was able to write her full name.)
Kate Hudson presented the award to the Black Eyed Peas’ lead vocalist. She said Fergie is the busiest and hardest working woman she knows. It may sound absurd, but I believe it. I mean, do you really think Hudson knows a lot of working class, single moms – or heck – any upper-middle class, married, stay-at-home moms?

The Little Couple: Bill & Jen
If you haven’t already watched
The Little Couple on TLC, allow me to explain the brilliant concept behind this show: It focuses on the everyday life of a dwarf couple.
If you haven’t already watched shows on TLC, allow me to explain the brilliant concept behind the network: it focuses on super tall, super skinny or super obese people, and, of course, lest we forget, super fertile, and super
medically-induced fertile people. But mostly it’s either about people who make cakes, cupcakes or confection - little people who make cakes, cupcakes or confection - or little people in general.
I say, enough with the over-tall and extra-small. It is time for average. Allow me to present my official pitch to TLC,
The Medium Couple: starring,
Dahlia Kurtz and
Launy Schwartz.
There’s a quote making the retweet rounds on Twitter:
Running is a great metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it. - Oprah Winfrey
Yes, the omnipotent, omnivore Oprah, in all her wisdom, has broken down life for all of her (
Twitter) followers to understand. Turns out, the big secret we’ve all been looking for, almost managed to run away from us.
Life is just like running.
For the record, I side more with Team Forrest on this one.