Women. We are the worst.
A British study finds that females over the age of 33 should dress like they are 66. Which is odd, because I thought 66 was the new 33.
Yes, in this survey of 2,000 embreasted and embittered people, it has been concluded that miniskirts must be skirted after 35, at which point naval piercings are also nay, and ponytails must be curtailed after 51.
Oh, and this is just the tip of the women-can-be-cold-as iceberg.
A British study finds that females over the age of 33 should dress like they are 66. Which is odd, because I thought 66 was the new 33.
Yes, in this survey of 2,000 embreasted and embittered people, it has been concluded that miniskirts must be skirted after 35, at which point naval piercings are also nay, and ponytails must be curtailed after 51.
Oh, and this is just the tip of the women-can-be-cold-as iceberg.
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