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Ban adult ads on Craigslist.

Ban the sale of condoms to minors.

Ban shoes for Dahlia … Heck, ban adulthood for her too.

When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be an adult.

I promised myself I would eat as much chocolate as I wanted. I would have cake and ice cream for supper. And I would go out to restaurants every night (presumably ones that served cake and ice cream).